An old one, but a gold one!
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"Rajesh Kannoly
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.Rajesh Kannoly
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Rajesh Kannoly
Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.Rajesh Kannoly
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."Rajesh Kannoly
In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"
Joey says, "To your house!"Rajesh Kannoly
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.Rajesh Kannoly
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Rajesh Kannoly
Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.Rajesh Kannoly
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."Rajesh Kannoly
In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"
Joey says, "To your house!"Rajesh Kannoly
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."
Rajesh kannoly
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