[Lovers India] Hum kasam khate hain!...??

Ek baar door ke ek gaon mein ek school mein ek Teacher bachhon ko pada rahe hote hain...

Teacher: Bachho Kasam khao, kabhi bina mehnat ka paisa nahin loge. bhookhe rahoge lekin kabhi koi gift nahin loge.

 

Bachhe : Ji Teacher, Hum kasam khate hain!

Teacher: Bachho kasam khao kabhi non veg nahin khaoge, kabhi daru ka ek ghoont bhi nahin piyoge!

Bachhe : Ji Teacher, Hum kasam khate hain!

 

Teacher: Bachho kasam khao kabhi kisi larki ki taraf lalayit najron se nahin dekhoge, kabhi sher, gazal nahin likhoge larki per, kabhi

mohabbat ka janoon nahin paloge.. hamesha mata pita ki sewa mein hi man

lagaoge!

 

Bachhe: (visibly pareshaan and sweating) Ji Teacher, Hum kasam khate hain!

Teacher: Bachho kasam khao desh ki raksha ke liye jaan bhi deni pade to haste haste de doge!

 

Bachhe : Ji Teacher de denge ! Aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya ?

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Thanks & Regards

Pramod Patil

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