[Lovers India] I Like Your Thinking (Spicy Joke).

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."Rajesh Kannoly The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking. " Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"Rajesh Kannoly The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."Rajesh Rajesh KannolyKannoly "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."Rajesh Kannoly

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."

    

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