Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
?
?
?
?
?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
.
.
GAME OVER.!
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
*
Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your
WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the
girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think.
think.
think...
U ll get a holiday
for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess
Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R
DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u
study ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
bcoz it means...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
?
?
?
?
?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
.
.
GAME OVER.!
-----------------------------------------
When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.
-----------------------------------------
Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
*
Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
-----------------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
-----------------------------------------
A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your
WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
-----------------------------------------
V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
-----------------------------------------
What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the
girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
-----------------------------------------
Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think.
think.
think...
U ll get a holiday
for pongal but not for idly.
----------------------------------------
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess
Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
-----------------------------------------
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R
DEAD"...........
-----------------------------------------
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.
-----------------------------------------
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u
study ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
100% Attendence... :-P
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
-----------------------------------------
Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
-----------------------------------------
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
"Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other one is right...
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego"
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego"
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