Friday 27 June 2014

[Lovers India] Urgent Need ::::: SAP BW Consultant ::::: Atlanta, GA(Locals preferred)

Hi,

 

Bourntec is seeking for a professional  SAP BW Consultant to join one of our client team in Atlanta, GA

 

Position: SAP BW Consultant 

Location: Atlanta, GA (Locals Preferred)

Duration: Long-term

 

Job Description:

 

·         Provides technical support and leadership on SAP systems.

·         Establishes standards and requirements; evaluates and directs enhancements; and implements solutions for performance monitoring and systems configuration, design and implementation.

·         Designs and develops SAP architecture requirements and specifications to ensure the system is meeting corporate needs.

·         Required 5yrs BW experience.

·         Strong communication skills

 

Best regards, 

Sandeep
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Direct: 847 973 7204
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[Lovers India] Urgent Need ::::: SAP BW Consultant ::::: Atlanta, GA(Locals preferred)

Hi,

 

Bourntec is seeking for a professional  SAP BW Consultant to join one of our client team in Atlanta, GA

 

Position: SAP BW Consultant 

Location: Atlanta, GA (Locals Preferred)

Duration: Long-term

 

Job Description:

 

·         Provides technical support and leadership on SAP systems.

·         Establishes standards and requirements; evaluates and directs enhancements; and implements solutions for performance monitoring and systems configuration, design and implementation.

·         Designs and develops SAP architecture requirements and specifications to ensure the system is meeting corporate needs.

·         Required 5yrs BW experience.

·         Strong communication skills

 

Best regards, 

Sandeep
Bourntec Solutions Inc.
1701 East Wood field Road, Suite 200, Schaumburg, IL – 60173
Direct: 847 973 7204
sandeep@bourntec.com | www.bourntec.com    

 

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Re: [Lovers India] Guess Mahabharat Character Names



On Wed, Jun 18, 2014 at 8:38 PM, Manjri Sharma <manjri.hs@gmail.com> wrote:

Guess Mahabharat Character Names


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1. Shakuni (Shak-na)
2. dooryodhan (door-yo-dhan)
3. Ghanshyam (ghan-shhh-aam) - another name for ShriKrishna
4. Arjuna (A-R-?-na)
5. Pandu (Pan-do)
6. Drutrashtra (black goggles)
7. Kunti (kaun-tea)
8. Gandhari (Gun-?)
9. Draupadi (D-rope-the)
10. Karna (ear)
11. Ashwthama (?... guess)
12. abhimanyu (Abhi-man-you)
13. bhim (bhi-m)
14. nakul (na-cool)
15. yuthisthir (you-this-tea-R)


Manju.

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Wednesday 25 June 2014

[Lovers India] Urgent Client Position ::::: Java Applications Developer with ASP.Net experience ::::: Helena, MT ::::: 12+months

Hi,

 

Bourntec is seeking for a professional  Java Applications Developer with ASP.Net experience to join one of our client team in Helena,  MT

 

Job Title: Java Applications Developer with ASP.Net Experience

Location: Helena,  MT

Duration: 12 Months (Starting June 2014)

 

Job Description:

The Computer Application Engineer's (CAE) primary duty will be the requirements gathering, programming, systems testing, deployments and creation of user/system documentation on various systems within DOJ. 

 

Responsibilities:
•             Fix new and existing bugs/design and implement enhancements in all layers of the application

•             Performance tuning

•             Test changes in all affected layers

•             Document changes and important workings of the application

•             Deploy changes at regular intervals

•             Collaborate with customer to clarify requirements of the desired change or provide feedback

•             Produce status reports

 

Skills Requirements:
•             Technical Skills:

o             Programming Languages:  Java, JSP, XML, XSL, XML Schema, (X)HTML, JavaScript, C#, VBScript, ASP/ASP.NET, PL/SQL, T/SQL, VB/VB.NET

o             Eclipse, Netbeans, PL/SQL Developer, SQL plus, XMLSpy, CVS, SVN, and SoapUI

o             Web/App Servers: JBoss, Oracle AS, Tomcat

o             Frameworks/APIs:  Hibernate, JPA, EJB, XMLBeans

o             Operating Systems:  UNIX, Linux, Microsoft Windows

 

•             Behavioural Skills

o             Proactive personality; Proactively learn about problem and research solutions

o             Ability to learn quickly

o             Work independently yet know when to ask questions

o             Careful, methodical, yet timely style of obtaining a firm grasp of the business and code logic behind the original design before making changes

o             Strong communication skills:  Communicate effectively with co-workers, customers, and management; Communicate well with people of varied technical levels; Notify others in advance if

   timelines are not going to be met; Follow up to make sure expectations are met

o             Actively listens, probes, understands

o             Documents well:  Writes clearly, logically, and effectively; Demonstrates thorough knowledge of subject matter; Adjusts level of writing to target audience;  Uses proper grammar, spelling, and

   punctuation; Reviews work for accuracy

o             Strong teammate:  Professional, reliable, and trustworthy; Accepts responsibility; Willingness to help; Open to others ideas; Respect for co-workers, customers, management; Integrity and

   dedication; Speaks up and suggests areas for improvement; Collaborate to achieve common goal; Sense of ownership

o             Concerned about getting the job done, not job roles

o             Manage multiple tasks and workflow

 

Knowledge & Experience:
•             Minimum of five years of experience in the above listed Technical Skills is highly preferred

•             Minimum of ten years of varied system development experience is highly preferred

 

Educational Requirements:

•             Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Science, Engineering, or related field

•             Five years of varied system development experience may be substituted for the degree requirements (above and beyond the ten years necessary in the knowledge and experience section)

 

 

 

Best regards, 

Sandeep
Bourntec Solutions Inc.
1701 East Wood field Road, Suite 200, Schaumburg, IL – 60173
Direct: 847 973 7204
sandeep@bourntec.com | www.bourntec.com    

 

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[Lovers India] Urgent Client Position ::::: Java Guidewire Developer ::::: Madison, WI :::: 12+ months

Hi,

 

Bourntec is seeking for a professional  Guidewire Developer to join one of our client team in Madison, WI

 

Role: Guidewire Developer - 4

Location: Madison, WI
Duration: 12+ Months
Contractors Needed: 4

Primary Skill: Expert Level Guidewire Developer with Guidewire Policy Center and/or Billing Center experience

 

We are looking for expert level resources.

 

The person will be working as a developer in an Enterprise project using  Guidewire. The person will be using Guidewire studio to write code in GOSU / Java for configuration work and/or integration development. He/she will  be working in a team of 15-20 people using a SCRUM methodology to deliver software. As a part of software development, he/she may be writing code to develop functionality, testing the software and implementing the software.

 

--Required Skills--

 

**Expert level Guidewire configuration and integration development experience using GOSU related to Policy Center or Billing Center**

 

1. Expert Level Guidewire/Java Developers with Policy Center and/or Billing Center experience

 

    ******No Junior-mid level candidates accepted.

 

2. Previous experience configuring the Guidewire Toolset

3. Experience working directly with Guidewire Policy Center for Auto, Property and/or Umbrella

 

**Strong Java Skills**

 

1.  Strong Java J2EE developer (preferably Java 5)

2.  Must have 5-8 years of applied java development experience

3.  Web service experience / SOA

4.  STRUTS

5.  Java Script

6.  Spring B STRUTS integration

7.  Hibernate

8.  Spring JDBC

9.  MDB 10.Database - Oracle, DB2

 

**General Tool & Skills required**

 

1.  IDE: My Eclipse

2.  Eclipse IDE (WSAD) CVS

3.  Harvest

4.  J-Unit

5.  Application design

6.  Application support

7.  Object Oriented Development

8.  Excellent communication skills

9.  Team player

10.Self-starter with good work ethic

11.Ability to complete tasks with little supervision

 

**Additional Desired Skills**

 

1. Agile

2. Object Oriented Analysis

3. Tech Lead/Designer experience preferred!

 

Assignments here will be an Agile environment.  Developers in general are given an assignment based on a component of the design to use in coding which they are responsible to complete.

 

 

Best regards, 

Sandeep
Bourntec Solutions Inc.
1701 East Wood field Road, Suite 200, Schaumburg, IL – 60173
Direct: 847 973 7204
sandeep@bourntec.com | www.bourntec.com    

 

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Tuesday 24 June 2014

[Lovers India] hai.............


us: narayana144284
pas:-- narayana123
Thanks & regards

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[Lovers India] Stunning Origami Animal Art.

Recent posts by me :)

​Stunning Origami Animal Art.

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Story: Presence of Mind

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Two and a Half Rupees not of Independent India

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Prostate Cancer - Excellent Illustration

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Monday 23 June 2014

[Lovers India] Urgent Client Position ::::: .Net & Java Applications Developer ::::: Helena, MT ::::: 12+months

Hi,

 

Bourntec is seeking for a professional  .Net & Java Applications Developer to join one of our client team in Helena,  MT

 

Job Title: .Net & Java Applications Developer

Location: Helena,  MT

Duration: 12 Months (Sta

​​
rting June 2014)

 

Job Description:

The Computer Application Engineer's (CAE) primary duty will be the requirements gathering, programming, systems testing, deployments and creation of user/system documentation on various systems within DOJ. 

 

Responsibilities:
•             Fix new and existing bugs/design and implement enhancements in all layers of the application

•             Performance tuning

•             Test changes in all affected layers

•             Document changes and important workings of the application

•             Deploy changes at regular intervals

•             Collaborate with customer to clarify requirements of the desired change or provide feedback

•             Produce status reports

 

Skills Requirements:
•             Technical Skills:

o             Programming Languages:  Java, JSP, XML, XSL, XML Schema, (X)HTML, JavaScript, C#, VBScript, ASP/ASP.NET, PL/SQL, T/SQL, VB/VB.NET

o             Eclipse, Netbeans, PL/SQL Developer, SQL plus, XMLSpy, CVS, SVN, and SoapUI

o             Web/App Servers: JBoss, Oracle AS, Tomcat

o             Frameworks/APIs:  Hibernate, JPA, EJB, XMLBeans

o             Operating Systems:  UNIX, Linux, Microsoft Windows

 

•             Behavioural Skills

o             Proactive personality; Proactively learn about problem and research solutions

o             Ability to learn quickly

o             Work independently yet know when to ask questions

o             Careful, methodical, yet timely style of obtaining a firm grasp of the business and code logic behind the original design before making changes

o             Strong communication skills:  Communicate effectively with co-workers, customers, and management; Communicate well with people of varied technical levels; Notify others in advance if

   timelines are not going to be met; Follow up to make sure expectations are met

o             Actively listens, probes, understands

o             Documents well:  Writes clearly, logically, and effectively; Demonstrates thorough knowledge of subject matter; Adjusts level of writing to target audience;  Uses proper grammar, spelling, and

   punctuation; Reviews work for accuracy

o             Strong teammate:  Professional, reliable, and trustworthy; Accepts responsibility; Willingness to help; Open to others ideas; Respect for co-workers, customers, management; Integrity and

   dedication; Speaks up and suggests areas for improvement; Collaborate to achieve common goal; Sense of ownership

o             Concerned about getting the job done, not job roles

o             Manage multiple tasks and workflow

 

Knowledge & Experience:
•             Minimum of five years of experience in the above listed Technical Skills is highly preferred

•             Minimum of ten years of varied system development experience is highly preferred

 

Educational Requirements:

•             Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Science, Engineering, or related field

•             Five years of varied system development experience may be substituted for the degree requirements (above and beyond the ten years necessary in the knowledge and experience section)

 

 

Best regards, 

Sandeep
Bourntec Solutions Inc.
1701 East Wood field Road, Suite 200, Schaumburg, IL – 60173
Direct: 847 805 6373 || Board: 224 232 5090 Ext 6239
sandeep@bourntec.com | www.bourntec.com    

 

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[Lovers India] Google started new business must check ... LOL


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[Lovers India] Tata.. Bye bye... Sayonara!

Hello Lovers India group members,


My name is Manjri. Hope you have enjoyed my emails in last few days.

I am sorry but I won't be posting on your beloved group.
Members who wish receive my emails ahead can join my Mailing list on Google.


Email address to directly subscribe to the group -

If you have any other suggestions or queries, please do email me at manjri.hs@gmail.com

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Re: [Lovers India] Shall I Quit?

Gd

On 22 Jun 2014 15:22, "Manjri Sharma" <manjri.hs@gmail.com> wrote:

Life is tough but you have to face the challenges in this small journey which is called life. Different ups and downs come, sometimes the situations get worse but we never think that if there were no sorrows in life then would the life would be adventurous or enjoyable. I personally don't think so. Because the happiness always come after a hard struggle.

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[Lovers India] A collection of post election jokes

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A collection of post election jokes
Tide and Rin have competition from Congress. Itni zabardast dhulai hui hai.



There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye.



Congress: "Rahul-baba, jahan bhi ho, ghar aa jao. Mata aur behen dono pareshan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega; sari jimmedari Manmohan-uncle ne li hain. Jaldi aa jao, bas."



Sonia and Rahul should not resign. Otherwise, Congress may recover.



Manmohan Singh's wife goes to Sonia Gandhi's house... To get the remote control back.

"Why  is  the mute button worn out?" asks Mrs Singh.



Manmohan Singh went to the vegetable market, the morning following his resignation.

Manmohan: Gobi kitne ki hai?

Vendor: Bas kar, rulayega kya, pagle? Free hai, tere liye. Pehli baar aawaaz suni hai teri!



Manmohan Singh begins work on his autobiography titled, "5 Mistakes of My Life: 2G, 3G, Sonia G, Rahul G, and Rahul G ke Jija G".



Congress ki samasya ye hai ki jo yuva josh Rahul Gandhi me hona chahiye woh Digvijay Singh me hai.



Ab to Congress ke bhi achche din aane wale hain.

ND Tiwari ke baad, Digvijay Singh bhabhi laane wale hain.



Girlfriend: Jaanu, aaj milte hain.

Boyfriend: Kahan milna hai?

Girlfriend: Koi sunsaan si jagah, jahan koi na ho.

Boyfriend: Thik hai, fir ek ghante me Congress Head Office me milte hain.



Arvind Kejriwal got more slaps than seats!



Even Tata Nano has more seats than the Aam Admi Party!



Arvind Kejriwal says that Aam Janata has also become corrupt.



Modi: How many seats did you get?

Nitish: 2 seats.

Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from Vadodara and one from Varanasi. What are you going to do next?

Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.

Modi: Me too! LOL.

Nitish: Phone rakh tu, saale.



Modi: Aao maje lete hai.

Amit Shah: Woh kaise, bhai?

Modi: Mayawati ko phone lagao aur poochho samarthan dengi?



A Gujju will do anything for a US VISA, even if that means becoming PM.



Obama: Congrats, Mr. Modi, for the victory. Now, let's talk about the VISA problem.

Modi: There is no problem. You can apply for it online. We'll issue it.



Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki bacche ko chai ki dukan pe bhej ke Modi banana hai ya IIT me bhej ke Kejriwal.
 

Manju.

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Re: [Lovers India] Dad - I Miss you!

gentle man never dies...his guidance always remain with us till we die.


On Sun, Jun 22, 2014 at 8:24 PM, Syeed Khan <sayeedkhan1981@gmail.com> wrote:
kya khub he dill ko chu gya 


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