[Lovers India] MAIL OF THE DAY

 

 

 

 

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ø It's nice to see your back; especially after seeing your face.

Ø Where there's a will there's a lawyer.

Ø If at first you don't succeed, don't make a fool of yourself.

Ø You have a point, but fortunately it is covered up by your hair.

Ø Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Ø Somewhere there is a village that is missing you.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud

 

 

 

 

Priceless

I don't care who you are or what you believe,

This is funnneeee!!!

Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me. He has Anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over. Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life, And I will live in a mortgaged home forever. I am glad … that I am free,

 

A man, his bike, and his chick...
It just doesn't get any better than this..
Never underestimate redneck ingenuity...



I'm pretty sure they're heading to Wal-Mart.....................

 

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed

Have a nice day!!!

 

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