Re: [Lovers India] don"t laugh loud

On 11/23/11, Yusuf M <thegreatyusuf@gmail.com> wrote:
> They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.. As soon as I got
> a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
>
> Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil
> in bed.
> But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in bed.
>
> Q: Why do women live longer than men?
> A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
>
> Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You're beautiful, I love you.
> After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You're my headache, one day I'll
> kill you.
>
> Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
> You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has,
> you wish you had ordered that.
>
> Man: Is there any way for long life?
> Dr: marriage.
> Man: Will it help?
> Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
>
> Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
> It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
> begins!
>
> Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
> Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
>
>
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