Re: [Lovers India] Why Life is Hard After 20

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On 9/2/11, Yusuf M <thegreatyusuf@gmail.com> wrote:
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> *Why Life is Hard After 20*
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> *On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of
> your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years.'*
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> *The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
> and I'll give you back the other ten?'*
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> *So God agreed.*
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> *On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do
> tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
> span.'*
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> *The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time
> to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'*
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> *And God agreed.*
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> *On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field
> with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
> milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
> of sixty years.'*
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> *The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
> years; How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'*
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> *And God agreed again.*
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> *On the fourth day, God created humans and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry
> and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'*
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> *But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
> twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the
> ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'*
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> *'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'*
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> *So, that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
> ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
> family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark
> at everyone.*
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> *Life has now been explained to you.*
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> *There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
> a public service*.
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