Thursday, 12 June 2014

[Lovers India] 23 EPIC things only Indian parents say

23 EPIC things only Indian parents say 


Indian Parents are a one of a kind specimens and they are unique because  because sometimes they say things that other parents can't even imagine saying to their kids. All of us have heard some very irritating yet highly amusing things that ONLY Indian parents can say… Laugh on!


1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain…

2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party? Mom: Ask Dad. Dad: Ask Mom.
Ask Mom, Ask Dad
3. If you don't reach home by 8pm, then there's no need to come back.
No Need To Come Back
4. If you don't study and make a career, you will become like him. *points to homeless man*
You will become like HIM
5. Bete, abhi padh lo, baad mein aish hi aish hai…

6. Wait till u have Kids of You're own
Wait till you have your own kids
7. Isse Boarding school bhejenge tabhi sudherega
Jab ise hostel bhejenge, tabhi samjh aayega ise
8. Uncle Aunty ke Pair Chuo Beta… Aashirwaad Lo!
Pair Chuo Uncle Aunty Ke
9. Kid :Mummy mere maths mein 90 aaye out of 100. Mom: Class mein Highest marks kitney hain?
You are a loser

10. Go and study! Ye dost nahi aane vale tere exams dene

11. Tumko hi sab pata hai.. humne toh duniya dekhi hi nahi hai na
Tumhe hi sab pata hai
12. Humari baat sun na kabse shuru karoge?
You never listen to me
13. Kahaan hai laad sahab. ye koi time hai ghar aane ka ?
Ye koi time hai ghar aane ka
14. Ghus ja tv ke Andar… man of the match toh tujhe he milne wala hai!
Ghus Ja TV Ke   Andar
15. Aunty ko thank you bolo.. bolo "Thank you aunty" bolo..
Why You No Say Thank You
16. Humare Time mein aise nahi hota tha…
Nope
17. Jab khud kamaoge toh pata chalega kitna mushkil hai kamana
Indian Parent logic
18. kya tumhare dost bhi apne maa-baap se isi tarah baat karte hain
Chup Kar
19. ek hi baat mein baat baar nahi bolungi haan. You're getting up or no? Im asking u one last time

20. Beta, uncle ko woh dance kar ke dikhao, chalo dance kar ke dikhao. Haha, ab nahi kar raha, sharmila hai.

21. Iske Par nikal aaye hain!

22. Dopahar mein bhi light kyu jalate ho?

23. Every Mom's Problem…



Manju.

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