On Fri, May 31, 2013 at 12:11 AM, Rajesh.Kannoly <rkannoly@gmail.com> wrote:
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Banta has been admiring his neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Banta didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she's married. So, one day the lady herself approached Banta alone in his apartment. Rajesh KannolyBanta: Hi. Rajesh KannolyLady: Hi.Rajesh KannolyBanta: Is everything alright? Rajesh KannolyLady: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively). Rajesh KannolyBanta: Wow! Anything for the angel.Rajesh Kannoly
Lady: I...I...I...just don't know how to say this. I'll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.Rajesh KannolyBanta: Oh my lady, you don't have to. I am ready to do anything for you.Lady: You know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled. Rajesh KannolyBanta: Yes! Yes! Yes! Rajesh KannolyLady: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities.Banta: Oh poor you. You must have been going through hell!Rajesh KannolyLady: I know you'll be stronger than him.Rajesh KannolyBanta: Sure.Rajesh KannolyLady: Can you help me?Rajesh KannolyBanta: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm ready if you are ready.Rajesh KannolyLady: Oh thank goodness! That's why I came to you. Can you help me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?Rajesh Kannoly
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."Rajesh kannoly
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