Thursday, 6 June 2013

[Lovers India] THE BULL (+16)



Wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits Rajesh Kannoly

we stopped at was the breeding bulls.  We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
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THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs  ... smiled 
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and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
 
 
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We walked  to the second pen which had a 
sign attached  that said, 
 
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
 
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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,  'WOW~~That's 
more than twice a week! .........You could 
learn a lot  from him.'
 
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We walked to the third pen and it had a 
sign  attached that said,  in capital 
letters,
  
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'THIS  BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
 


My  wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn  something from this 
one.'
 
 
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I looked at  her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it 
was with the same old cow every time.'
 
I should be released from the hospital by next week!Rajesh Kannoly


 


 "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."
    
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