[Lovers India] Leave Letter (old but funny :)...........:)

1.Student leave letter:

As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class…."
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2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement for the post of 'typist And an accountant – Male or Female'…
As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

The Employee goes along with his wife to sell a land but instead writes leave letter below

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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6. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. Funny Leave Letter received From H.A.L. Administration dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
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9. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".
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10. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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11. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was arranging his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave…"

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M.Yusuf
Coonoor Nilgris

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