Sunday, 12 August 2012

[Lovers India] business






 


"A day without laughter is a day wasted."



A Indian guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38D.



The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Indian guy buys 25.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Indian guy returns a month later and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38D bras and asks the Indian guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

The Indian guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."





...and this is why the Indians have taken over most of Jewish Businesses


"Business is Business"















 




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