Saturday, 21 July 2012

[Lovers India] The Mexican Maid +16

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
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 The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about it.
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 She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
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 Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
 "The first is that I iron better than you."
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 Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
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 Maria: "Jor huzban he say ."
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 Wife: "Oh yeah?"
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 Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
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 Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
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 Maria: "Jor hozban did"
 Wife increasingly agitated:
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 "Oh he did did he?"
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 Maria: "The third reason is that I am better than you in the bed."
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 Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
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 "And did my husband say that as well?"
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 Maria: "No Señora.......The gardener did."

 Wife: "So how much do you want?"
"Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other one is right...
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your
 ego"
    Rajesh kannoly
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