> nice one man...
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> On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 1:13 AM, Yusuf M <thegreatyusuf@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> *: Why Marry ?....Joke Collection
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>> * Have a good Laugh* *!!!!*
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>> *Why Marry ?....Joke Collection*
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>> * ****
>> **You have two choices in life:**
>> **You can stay single and be miserable,**
>> **or get married and wish you were dead.**
>> **_________**
>> **At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,**
>> **'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'**
>> **'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'**
>> ** ****
>> **__________**
>> **A single man inserted an ad in the classifieds:**
>> **'Wife Wanted'.**
>> **Next day he was inundated with offers.**
>> **They all said the same thing:**
>> **'You can have mine.'**
>> ****
>> **__________**
>> **When a man steals your wife,**
>> **there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.**
>> ****
>> **_________**
>> **A man is incomplete until he finds a spouse. Then he is finished .**
>> ****
>> **__________**
>> **A little boy asked his father,**
>> **'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'**
>> **Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'**
>> ****
>> **__________**
>> **A young son asked,**
>> **'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa**
>> **a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'**
>> **Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'**
>> ****
>> **__________**
>> **Then there was a man who said,**
>> **'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,**
>> **And, by then, it was too late.'**
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>> **_________**
>> **Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.**
>> **__________**
>> **If you want your spouse to listen and**
>> **pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.**
>> ****
>> **__________**
>> **Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life**
>> **thinking they had no faults at all.**
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>> **__________**
>> **First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'**
>> **Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'**
>> **__________**
>> **'A Woman's Prayer:**
>> **Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to**
>> **forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray**
>> **for Strength I'll just beat him to death'**
>> ****
>> **__________**
>> **AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!*
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>> **Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.**
>> **A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,**
>> **they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able**
>> **to fit onto the bus.**
>> **So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the**
>> **husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as**
>> **he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a**
>> **piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is**
>> **driving me crazy.'**
>> **The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR
>> stick,**
>> **we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'**
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>> *Wish You Total Happiness Blues….!!!*
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