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TimePass SMS | | SrNo | SMS Text | Send |
| 1 | Boy went2 girls house, 2tel his feelins 4 her,
He tuk a lotus,4 proposng...
Bt her mom opend d door,
n all he cud say was...
Aunty please vote for BJP | Send |
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| 2 | Sardar School Apne Bache Lene Gaya..
Sardar-'MadamJi Aap Hame Bache Kab Dengi ?'
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli-
'Sardarji,
Period khatm Hone Tak To Intzar kar Lo.!' | Send |
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| 3 | Boy IN Restorant& b4 pay bil :
Jaan Mai tumse 1 bat kahna chahta hu
Gf:kya?
Bf:I'm already married
gf-Tumne to dara diya Main Samjhi tumhare Pas paise nahi hai.t | Send |
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| 4 | A Lady on telephone :
Hello..Is this Mr. Kapoor? I wanna meet u & talk to U. Man-Why?
Bcoz U r d FATHER of 1 of my Kids.
Man(stunned) Oh my God.!
& asked: R u Mrs. Rawat?
-NO.
Mrs. Kulkrni?
-No.
Mrs. Bharti?
-No.
Mrs. Chopra?
-No.
Lady(totaly confused)
-No Sir i m class teacher of ur son.... | Send |
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| 5 | Girl- I have done sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 6 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT and call you a REAL MACHO MAN? Explain..
BOY- Very easy When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many lock, it becomes the MASTER KEY..
Dedicated to all boys... | Send |
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| 6 | Top 5 Funy shop names:
1.Gandhi Hair Dressers
2.Mallika Textiles
3.Salman Marriage Bureau
4.Dolly Bindra Fitness Centre
5.Rakhi Sawant satsang kendra. | Send |
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| 7 | Indians Ki Khas Aadte:
Barish'Mili Bhigna Shuru
Barat Mili Nachna Shuru
Ladki'Mili Line Marna Shuru
Aur
'Sms'Mila Nhi Ki Rply Chod Kr Fwd Krna Shuru.. | Send |
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| 8 | Funny fact ...
Hum ko koi cheez saaf bhi krni ho,
tb bhi, kapda gnda hi mangte h .. | Send |
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| 9 | 1 Din Mujhe bhagwan Ne Kaha
Tere Dost
Pagal H, Matlabi H, Chalu H, kanjus H
Maine bhagwan Ko Ghura or Gusse Me Kaha
Mujhe Pata Hai
Jale pe Namak mat chidko..! | Send |
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| 10 | Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! | Send |
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