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[1]    Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2]    Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3]    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
        the other is the husband!

[4]    I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but
        they wanted cheque.

[5]   A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
       purchased new school uniforms.

[6]   Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7]   Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
       cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8]   You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9]   Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10]   Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11]   Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
         take it anyway.

[12]   My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13]   Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14]   Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15]   A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
         with the same person.

[16]   You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17]    It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
          still ends up with the same boss.

[18]     Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19]     Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done
           it for you.

[20]    Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
          because they have to say something

[21]   They call our language the mother tongue because the father
          seldom gets to speak!

[22]    Man: Is there any way for long life?
          Dr: Get married.
          Man: Will it help?
          Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality
          just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]   Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
          Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..

[25]    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's
          like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27]    There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

 

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