Sunday, 6 November 2011

[Lovers India] Divorce Barbie


 One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy Shop and asks the sales person;

'How much for One of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers;

'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:-

- Work Out Barbie for $19.95

- Shopping Barbie for $19.95
- Beach Barbie for $19.95

- Disco Barbie for $19.95,

- Ballerina Barbie For $19.95

- Astronaut Barbie for $19.95

- Skater Barbie for $19.95
... And ....

- Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.


The amazed father asks: 'It's what?!

Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's
Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends ... AND a
key chain made with Ken's testicles..

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It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego"





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