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Friday, 23 May 2014

[Lovers India] Fwd: Light-hearted Humour

Have some fun and then a good laugh!

Cheers

Some are so cool just agree n have hearty laughs !

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[Lovers India] Fwd: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ POLITICS

Whether
BJP, CONGRESS
or
AAP, I think
you'll get
a kick out of
this!

A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the
administrator of the money,

so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked,

he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father,

'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,

'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class

while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'

WORTH PONDERING

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Thursday, 22 May 2014

[Lovers India] Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Hair Salon from Africa

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Fwd: Hair Salon from Africa

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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."

Rajesh kannoly

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[Lovers India] What To Do When The Internet Is Down ? [Funny Infographic]

- Harsh Guha.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

[Lovers India] GO HARD, WE DYING SOON (G-ESTEEM).

"If God Is With Me Than Who Can Be Against Me? I Can Do Anything. G-ESTEEM

G-ESTEEM-A tenacious confidence; mental toughness

G-ESTEEM "The Game is in Belief"

STAY BOW-LEGGED & THICK. G-ESTEEM (44-Life)

"Respect Ain't Dead"

-Loyalty is Cash

http://g-esteem.blogspot.com/

[Lovers India] self depend

चाय नहीं थी तो क्या सब सुस्त और आलसी थे

सुबह खडे नही हो पाते थे ?

-कोलगेट नही था तो क्या भारतीय दतमजन

नही करते थे ?

- क्रिकेट नही था तो क्या भारतीय खेलते

ही नही थे ?...

- वैलेनटाइन नही था तो क्या भारतीय प्रेम

नही करते थे ?

- फेयरलवली नही थी तो क्या सब भारतीय

नारी काली थी ?

- स्कर्ट नही थी तो क्या भारत में

लडकियां पढती नही थी ?े

- डिस्को नही था तो क्या भारत में संगीत

नही था ?

- ओह माई गोड शब्द

नही था तो क्या भारतीय भगवान नही मानते

थे ?

- लाइफ बाय लक्स नहीं था तो भारतीय गले सडे

रहते थे ?

- पैंटीन नही था तो क्या सब गंजे हो जाते थे ?

- अंग्रेजी नही थी तो क्या भारत में कोई

ज्ञानी नही था ?

स्वदेशी अपनाए देश बचाएे

अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक

कोई भी विदेशी सामान नहीं ख़रीदे...

तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे

अमीर देश बन सकता है..

सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के

2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे..

हम सबको मिल कर

ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए

क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!!

हम जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते हे.

इसे भी इतना फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत इसे पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाय……!!

यूरोप, अमेरिका ने

भारतीय आम को

जहरीला बताकर

उसके आयात को

बेन कर दिया.

🍋🍋🍋🍋

और हम

जहरीले पेप्सी,

कोका कोला का

मजे से सेवन कर रहे है।

🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹

यदि करोडो

भारतीय किसानो को

आत्महत्या करने से

बचाना हो तो फ्रूट और

फ्रेश फ्रूट जूस का

सेवन करे

🍋🍋

मई, जून में हमारी

हर पोस्ट पर

ये हैश टैग हो

"Special Note :

Boycott-Pepsi

& Coca-cola "

🍋🍇

Monday, 19 May 2014

[Lovers India] Urgent Client Position :::::: .Net Developer with strong JavaScript experience_4051442346 ::::: Austin, TX

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4 Years of experience in JavaScript and .NET

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Preferences:

1 Year of experience in ARGIS ESRI JavaScript API

1 Year of experience in DOJO Toolkit

Dept. of Defense or other security clearance is a definite plus

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Direct: 847 805 6373 || Board: 224 232 5090 Ext 6239
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